new plan: literally anyone caught making fun of bottoms no longer gets ass

Someone finally said it. Like, what’s wrong with being a bottom? Tops are the ones who want to fuck bottoms, so why would they make fun of something that they wanna fuck? It makes no sense.

i can tell you the reason!!!

tops who criticize bottoms are suffering from deeply internalized homophobia and misogyny!

essentially, since being the receptive partner in sex is seen from a heteronormative point of view as being the feminine one, those who suffer from internalized homophobia (which is a direct result of being conditioned by a heteronormative society) also view it as the inferior one. the respect afforded to women in a sexual society like ours (so basically the same amount of respect given to a lamp or a fleshlight because we’re terrible) is then afforded to the bottoms in a male/male sexual encounter/relationship like that one

hence the terrible treatment of bottoms, ultimately a result of a heavily patriarchal society that has conditioned our men to view any and all things feminine (even those things that are only viewed as feminine because they say they’re feminine) as being shameful or lesser




yo but mermaid monster hybrids though

  • vampire mermaids who prey on their own kind — when they get bitten, their scales fall off, their tails turn a slick and fleshy grey, a dorsal fin begins to sprout from their spine, and suddenly there’s six rows of teeth where once there was only one
  • mermaid medusas who’ve got eels for hair and it’s not their gaze that can turn you to stone but their song
  • fairy mermaids who’re born of spite and mischief — they’re small, the size of seahorses, and they speed through the currents causing mayhem and sometimes destruction
  • were-mermaids who turn into huge, hulking great whites when the full moon filters through the deep waters, who cannot be restrained because what shackles can you find in the deep?, who leave blood and guts in their wake

Let’s go deeper

  • Mermaid dryads tied to a whole kept forest, fins and hair perfectly camouflaged with their natural habitat. They drift serenely through their gardens until it is threatened, when the whole kelp forest turns on the attacker and drags it down to its death.
  • Elementally aligned mermaids - air-aligned mermaids leap joyously from the water and glide on tough fins, punching through the surface of the water like tiny spears of silver-blue. Fire-aligned mermaids drawn to deep volcanic vents, blind and sickly-white with teeth that fit together like a sieve.
  • Kraken mermaids.